Your Excellency,

We send you warm greetings from the skies above Kampala — from your old, bald-headed friends, the Marabou Storks, or as we are fondly called, the Kalooli. We are not the prettiest of birds, with our wrinkled faces, hunched shoulders, and sharp beaks, but we carry an important duty. Where others see waste and decay, we see purpose. We are nature’s cleaners, recycling what would otherwise rot and cause harm.

Some count us among Africa’s “Ugly Five,” alongside hyenas, vultures, wildebeests, and warthogs, but we take no offense. Beauty was never the Creator’s mission for our mission, but service was. We glide quietly between life and death, keeping the balance, cleaning the mess, and doing the work that must be done.

Today, we come to you not with complaints, but with a plea for partnership, to protect our shared home and ensure a cleaner, healthier Uganda for all. We still remember the day in 2008, Mr. President, when you gave the Uganda Wildlife Authority and the Kampala Capital City Authority instructions to “kindly relocate us” from the esteemed grounds of State House, Nakasero. We don’t harbor angry feelings. Truly. We realized back then, as we do now, that not everyone finds our odd looks or the noble scent that naturally results from a lifetime of cleaning your lovely nation appealing.

Your Excellency, we are modest. And forgiving. We maintained our composure even when we were discussed in Parliament in 2020, when honorable members referred to us as “health threats” and asked that we leave the Parliament gardens. We birds, after all, literally have thicker skin!

We are better citizens now. Thanks to Makerere University‘s kind hospitality, we have discovered a new haven. We express our deep thanks to Vice Chancellor Professor Barnabas Nawangwe for preserving the ancient trees, the very canopies that now provide us with protection, generation after generation. Students here lovingly refer to us as “the real professors of Makerere,” observing us as we keep a watchful eye on campus life with our sage, steady gaze. Some people think it’s a blessing to see a Kalooli before an exam. We take selfies with other people. We have kind of turned into little celebrities, sir. We appreciate the tranquility, love and peace you provided, with your comrade freedom fighters. They bring uhuru to these trees, and our kids pray for you every day for more life.

However, we come before you today not just to reminisce, but to raise important concerns not for ourselves alone, but for the survival of Uganda’s fragile ecosystem.

We are concerned about the growing crisis in waste, plastics, and environmental decay.

Your Excellency, you are a man who loves numbers. Allow us to present some:

• 768 metric tons — that is the amount of food waste produced DAILY in Kampala alone.
• 65% to 79% of solid waste in Kampala landfills consists of food waste.
• The dairy industry in Uganda loses $23 million annually from waste alone, according to the Food Rights Alliance.
• 135,804 tons of plastic waste generated in the Kampala Metropolitan Area recently.
• 42% of that waste remains uncollected, leading to clogged drains, flood risks, pollution of wetlands, and of course, diseases.
• Shockingly, 10% of this waste ends up in Uganda’s precious water systems!

Your Excellency,

It might surprise you but it’s true. Between 2018 and 2021, Uganda produced 12,330 tons of recycled polyethylene (rPET). And that’s not all conservative estimates predict a 91% increase in production between 2022 and 2025, should imports stay the same.

Mr. President, we Marabou Storks have served loyally as your unpaid, unsung environmental officers. While your citizens discard waste carelessly, we fly across the city, scavenging, sorting, and managing organic decay. We are your frontline solid waste managers, yet without uniforms, pensions, or even a simple “thank you.”

We join you in mourning the tragic loss of life that occurred at Kiteezi Landfill. We experienced devastation because the birds that live there consider that place their territory. We directly observed your people’s struggle to survive while they navigated hazardous unstable waste piles. Our deepest condolences go out to the families who lost loved ones and to every Ugandan citizen. The disaster served as a harsh reminder that waste mismanagement impacts people directly beyond just environmental concerns. Working together as environmental custodians we ask you to take action to prevent more deaths from occurring beneath waste mountain piles.

Just for context, Mr. President, since you fondly like science, here is the scientific truth about us

You may recall Dr. Derek Pomeroy and Mr. Michael Kibuule, distinguished researchers at Makerere University, who in 2021 published the history of our kind in Uganda. They noted:

• Over 1,200 nesting pairs once graced Kampala city alone.
• Over 800 Marabous nested at Makerere University.
• Uganda likely hosts the largest urban colony of Marabou Storks in the world.

Dr. Pomeroy and Kibuule should receive Katonga medals because we recognize their devotion to us. They have loved us. Dr. Pomeroy first came to Uganda in 1969 to work in Makerere University‘s Department of Zoology. He developed deep affection for us and demonstrated excellent understanding. He has written affectionately about us. He knows we are innocent. Dr. Pomeroy maintains his affiliation to Makerere University while conducting independent research as both a Zoologist and an ecologist.

Mr. President, in the beginning, our existence was in the untamed savanna. We transitioned to urban areas alongside human development to assist with cleanup duties rather than to create any disturbance. We came to clean up the areas where you discarded bones and waste. Ronald Norman Magill stated that despite being part of Africa’s “Ugly Five,” we remain crucial to ecosystems because our simple and gritty nature is what makes us indispensable. Our role includes feeding on dead animals and decomposing matter to prevent diseases and sustain soil health through silent and selfless recycling of life.

Your Excellency, here are our humble pleas to you, Our President

1. Please urge your people to plant trees.
   Our homes are disappearing completely. Sky scrapers are popping up everywhere we used to patch. Your Excellency, we merely ask that you recognize our role and protect our habitats; we are not opposed to development. In order to locate nesting sites, we now have to travel a considerable distance between Kiteezi, Lubigi, and the University. For all creatures, feathery, four-legged, and two-legged—healthy trees translate into richer soils, cleaner air, better rainfall, and cooler cities.
2. Please strengthen plastic waste management.
   Your laws Mr. President, the 10-Year Restoration Plan, the National Environment Act 2019, and the Extended Producer Responsibility rules are all positive steps, but laws that do nothing are just as useful as wings on a tortoise. Please advocate for implementation, particularly in the areas of public education on responsible dumping and enforcement. We implore you to encourage your people to stop illegal dumping, sort their waste, recycle, and treat the environment as a gift rather than a trash can.
3. Please invest boldly in waste infrastructure.
   Your Excellency,
4. If Parliament can enjoy a small patriotic “thank you” of the legendary “100 silver coins” for safeguarding peace, surely a few crumbs can reach us, the Marabou Storks; Kampala’s tireless, unpaid sanitation workers, as a token of national gratitude. Imagine what a few billion shillings for KCCA, for trucks, bins, and civic education could achieve. A cleaner Kampala would mean less wandering for us and less embarrassment for you when tourists meet our noble, bald-headed selves. At least then, we would feast in dignity, not after cross-country marathons over scattered rubbish.
5. Support Community Environmental Heroes.
   Students, youth, schools, churches, and communities are already doing cleanup drives. Support them with grants, incentives, recognition, and encouragement. Empower a new generation of eco-warriors.

Mr. President, we, Marabou Storks are no longer the nuisance you once sought to relocate.
We are living proof that resilience, adaptation, and hard work can co-exist even in a changing, urbanized world.

All we ask now is for you and your government to join wings with us, birds and humans alike to clean up Kampala, to green Uganda, and to create a legacy that future generations will bless you for.

Let us work together, so that Uganda shines not under mounds of waste, but under canopies of trees, rivers flowing freely, and skies where even the humble Kalooli can soar proudly.

Yours sincerely,
The Marabou Storks of Kampala

The writer is a science and health communicator